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  • iHateWindows
    Nov 4, 11:47 AM
    Maybe I need more RAM, but I was dissapointed to be reminded of Virtual PC, the way it totally slows the rest of my Mac down...
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    Take into consideration that you're running a beta OS on beta software. Both Fusion and Vista will get faster and more bug-free over time.





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  • spicyapple
    Aug 15, 09:48 PM
    "Top secret" also probably means "not developed enough to show yet".
    Steve's Reality Distortion Field� at work, no doubt. The man has a spin for everything!





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  • IndyGopher
    Apr 14, 10:42 AM
    "iX" = "Ix", which is the nickname for the character Ford Prefect in the book "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".

    Obviously, the new Apple device is either a digital watch or a towel.

    I see that name, and I think of Dune, not HHGG. Ix is the planet where all the cool machines & gadgets are made.





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  • swagi
    Jan 26, 02:27 AM
    Apple reported a great previous quarter, but thinks that the next quarter may see fewer sales due to a perceived slowdown in the US economy (even though anyone with even a gnat's knowledge of economy would know that it is not a big deal). The stock market is a bet on future performance, not past performance, therefore people who have no idea what they are doing [read: most investors] dumped the stock to make their profits. I have 50 shares at a split adjusted cost of $10, so I'm holding on to it for the long run.

    TEG

    You should've set a Stop Loss at 180 and now be very happy with a new buying opportunity. I actually used this fiasko for the high risk maneuver of buying base 180 Calls for Apple :cool:





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  • tjsdaname
    Dec 4, 10:58 AM
    Why not .223?

    My choice for a 22LR would be the GSG-5. And for the AR platform... the DPMS LR-308 :cool: hell of a gun.

    well, im only 17 and .223 is just to expensive for me to shoot...

    and I dont know why I like the sig so much, I was at gander mountain the other day, and was feeling out all of the other .22's and it just feels the best to me...

    it's going to be ether the sig, or the smith and wesson M&P 15-22. that is a nice gun also...





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  • gkarris
    Jan 30, 07:35 PM
    Interesting, considering there are only 194 recognized countries on Earth. Which planet are the other 6 countries located on?

    Earth:

    1. The Arctic
    2. The Antarctic
    3. Canada
    4. Texas
    5. California
    6.+ The Independent Countries located in the Florida Keys...

    :p





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  • coder12
    Apr 23, 08:04 PM
    My HTC Touch Pro 2 supports all frequencies and networks, both GSM and CDMA. This seems perfectly feasible to me, as does creating an iPhone that supports all carriers.

    Methinks we're in for some nice treats with the next iPhone, ladies and gents...





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  • pudrums
    Sep 14, 05:25 AM
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  • MagnusVonMagnum
    Nov 22, 03:59 PM
    It doesn't matter. You're not convincing anybody.

    It's amazing how you like to speak for everyone all the time. I suppose you believe that since you are the center of the Universe that you can speak for everyone all the time. To me, you look like someone that's probably still in high school and fancies himself a master debater.






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  • CarlHeanerd
    Apr 28, 10:47 PM
    What can I say? White is phat...





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  • aardwolf
    Sep 30, 09:55 AM
    I get very good reception in the DC metro area (NoVA). I estimate only 1-5% dropped calls, which is acceptable to me.

    Same here in the Memphis metro area... I probably get somewhere near 1%.





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  • kiiso
    May 3, 08:59 AM
    WTF!
    The top 3.1 Ghz 27" iMac has a cheaper i5-2400 CPU, than the low-end 27" and high-end 21.5", with both have i5-2500S processors!
    (The i5-2400 is 184$ (http://ark.intel.com/Product.aspx?id=52207) and the i5-2500S is 216$ (http://ark.intel.com/Product.aspx?id=52211))
    :confused:

    + the 2500S can do 3.7 Ghz in turbo, and the 2400 can only 3.4 Ghz in Turbo Mode!!!??? :eek::confused:
    Am I wrong?:confused:





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  • firewood
    Apr 14, 10:24 AM
    A native Mac OS X app that will run iOS apps.

    Interesting possibility. It would be extremely difficult to emulate a complete iOS device (custom ASICs and all). But Apple could emulate just enough ARM instructions to emulate an app that was compiled by Xcode & LLVM (which would limit the way ARM instructions were generated), and used only legal public iOS APIs (instead of emulating hardware and all the registers), which could be translated in Cocoa APIs to display on a Mac OS X machine.





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  • BoyBach
    Jul 24, 04:59 PM
    AppleInsider has a series of photos of the Bluetooth Might Mouse

    http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=1909





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  • leekohler
    Feb 28, 04:26 PM
    According to this, he's demanding a 50% pay increase...

    http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/thefamous/charlie-sheen-demands-3-million-per-episode/739?nc

    :eek:

    Oh yeah, he thinks he's underpaid. :rolleyes: They're gonna tell him to hit the road and end the show.





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  • jhu
    Oct 24, 07:36 AM
    Since I don't have a "Family Pack": Could you have a look at the license and check whether it would allow installing on three Macs plus in a virtual machine on two of these Macs for a total of five copies?

    here's the 5-pack eula (http://www.apple.com/legal/sla/macosxfamily.html):

    ADDENDUM to Software License Agreement for Mac OS X

    The first and second sentences of Section 2A of the Software License Agreement for Mac OS X are revised as follows:

    A. This License allows you to install and use one copy of the Apple Software on up to a maximum of five (5) Apple-labeled computers at a time as long as those computers are located in the same household and used by persons who occupy that same household. By "household" we mean a person or persons who share the same housing unit such as a home, apartment, mobile home or condominium, but shall also extend to student members who are primary residents of that household but residing at a separate on-campus location. This license does not extend to business or commercial users.

    The remainder of this Section 2 and all other terms and conditions of this Agreement remain in full force and effect.

    1 license for 1 copy of the software on one computer.





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  • blow45
    Apr 14, 05:51 AM
    I am attending University in the Fall but im confused. I have been accepted into Commerce at

    at a chinese plant manufacturing electronic cigs?:confused:





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  • Hal Jordan
    Apr 22, 07:43 PM
    Meh. It's an Apple. Really getting bored of the Apple look and iOS. To me they just look really cheap now. Already made my decision to get the Galaxy S2. Sorry but if Apple sticks with the 3.7inch screen, they're only gonna fall further back. Let's be honest, the iPhone isn't that great as a phone. It never was. Transmission, reception, and voice quality are poor to average. There's a reason why the iPhone 5 is being delayed. Apple took one look at the current competition and went back to the drawing bored. And that's fine. Any good company should do just that. I've never been a full on blind fanboy, hence my move to the GS2. At the same time, I don't want Apple turning into the next RIM. :o

    I love tech that's on the bleeding edge. Right now for me, that's hardware. The tangible undisputed specs. And Samsung's high end GS2 oozes bleeding edge tech. The camera and 1080P video is ridiculously amazing. I'm not the emotional type that gets all caught up with the brainless "it just works" crowd. You know what?, they all "just work." If you don't know how to adapt to any OS, then maybe you just shouldn't even use any device at all. Seriously, they're all easy to use and get used to. Don't get me wrong, Apple to me is still a great brand, but for me the honeymoon is over so to speak.





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  • RodThePlod
    Jul 25, 01:58 AM
    Zune already features none-touch technology? Huh? Zune doesn't even exist yet (at least from a consumer point of view), so how can you say it already has anything?

    Comparing two products that haven't been released (nor even had their specs officially released) seems quite pointless...

    No - Mazola meant that Zune had none-touch - because he wouldn't touch it!

    Geddit?!

    RodC
    --
    www.expodition.com - for iPod users who love to travel





    tigress666
    Mar 31, 12:45 PM
    What I want to know is have they made iCal more usable? I'm not sure how I feel about looks but there are quite a few pet peeves I wish they'd address.

    1. When I say enter new appointment, I should be put straight into the edit screen. Not have it put in a unnamed appointment that I have to click at least two more times to actually get into a full edit screen. When I put in a new appointment of course I want it to say more than "new appointment!!!" I want to be able to name it and set a time and maybe even a reminder and tell it what calendar! What's worse is iCal used to work like this and for some reason some dipsh*t decided that some reason when I put in new appointment I just wanted to put in a new appointment at random time... what sense doe that make? (yes, this is a huge pet peeve of mine)

    2. Reminders. First when I set a reminder for 2 days before, display on the appointment/task 2 days before, not how many minutes 2 days before equals.

    Secondly, when it pops up the reminder and I want to tell it to remind me again, give me an option to set reminders. Or at least have more sensible ones (like give me a half a day later option, not just 1 hour or a full day. I want to be reminded later today, but not have to keep hitting one hour if I don't want a full day reminder).

    Those are just the ones I can think of on top of my head, but they both annoy me a lot out of iCal (I really am not that picky. I'm sure people who want more out of their calendar/task app have a lot more things to nitpick about it cause iCal is pretty damned basic and really could use more functionality).





    28monkeys
    Apr 28, 07:17 PM
    Hey, at least it's white.





    Thomas Veil
    Mar 8, 02:22 PM
    They did it with Darren on Bewitched too.And that's what bugs me. That's the only time I can think of on TV where they actually pulled a switcheroo instead of having the character killed or sending him or her on a long trip to visit Aunt Edna in Schenectady.





    Heavy Fluid
    Nov 30, 03:51 PM
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    I got the HD Naked, a helmet mount and the handlebar mount for my birthday. It really is a nice piece of equipment. Video quality is very nice.





    Tone Driver
    Apr 12, 02:56 PM
    I wish I knew more about the fate of the white 4... I got a white 3G the day they came out, so you can imagine how frustrating it's been to have waited so long for the white 4 while able to upgrade anytime. Now we're just focused on the 5.

    If the white 4 is gone, I will have waited months and months for a phone that won't be here. Then I won't be able to wait that long for the 5 to come because life with this 3G sucks (and I'm sick of paying the same 100 bucks a month for a slow old phone), so I'll get the black 4. Then I'll be way behind in upgrade ability when the 5 comes out.

    K I'm done complaining. Carry on.